deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

(via ugly)

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

(via tyleroakley)

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(via aimlessadvetures)

-annoying:

when i have kids, i’m going to make them go to church for a few years, starting when they’re all old enough to understand the concepts of religion.

i’m going to take them to different churches each year, so that they can learn about the main religions, and then after they have enough knowledge on…

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(via coolblogr)

2000ish:

The Killers - “Mr.Brightside”

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perks-of-being-chinese:

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

its probably just out of paper

(via coolblogr)

voguelesbian:

When bae made you mad but you still wanna fuck

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